I experienced that same feeling of rage when listening to a co-worker's conquest stories earlier this week, made all the worse because this apparent lady whisperer looks like Curly from The Three Stooges. Luckily, he's just a co-worker, and I consider it a blessing that few of my guy friends are obsessed with conquests.
Anyway, the fact that you write like this and *aren't* published is a real tragedy, really. I'm sure you're sick of hearing things like this, especially from people like me who can't help out in that regard, but jesus you're like a master satirist, capturing a generation in this disdainfully witty prose. That is to say: you're pretty fucking brilliant.
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I experienced that same feeling of rage when listening to a co-worker's conquest stories earlier this week, made all the worse because this apparent lady whisperer looks like Curly from The Three Stooges. Luckily, he's just a co-worker, and I consider it a blessing that few of my guy friends are obsessed with conquests.
Anyway, the fact that you write like this and *aren't* published is a real tragedy, really. I'm sure you're sick of hearing things like this, especially from people like me who can't help out in that regard, but jesus you're like a master satirist, capturing a generation in this disdainfully witty prose. That is to say: you're pretty fucking brilliant.
I agree. Genius-level shit. If I had an agent I'd have them call you up.
Fucking outstanding. Want to read more.
Like Bret Easton Ellis mixed with the rapid-fire cross-referencing of Dennis Miller + just the right amount of self-awareness.
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